Monday, October 06, 2014

Antisocialism times Two

Hubby left early this morning, and left a big mess in his wake.  He took his desktop computer with him, and hasn't cleaned up behind it in forever, apparently.  I spent most of the morning cleaning his man cave, then showed the house at 4.  The people actually showed up only 15 minutes late, which was shocking to me.  Most people show up 20 minutes late or not at all.

I was a little worried that the neighbors across the way were going to block my driveway with their Uhaul all day, but they moved it in time for the people to arrive to see the house.  I'm not sure why they blocked my driveway instead of their own, but they don't look like the smartest people anyway.

Around 10 PM I took out the garbage and saw the neighbors in the middle of our cul-du-sac staring at the ring around the moon.  When they saw my garage door go up they ran into their house like I was coming at them with a gun.  By the time I had it to the curb they were back in their house with the garage door down.  Howdy to you too, neighbors.  God forbid you actually have to speak to a stranger.  There is nothing like people running from you to make you feel like you don't have a single friend in this town.

This is why I'm leaving.

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