Don Jon

I saw they put Don Jon on Netflix.  I was supposed to go see it with a group of people that eventually dwindled to one guy friend.  We both decided that was awkward and that we'd catch it on the small screen when it came out.

After a full 3 minutes I realized I couldn't really watch it at work, so I put it on the list and am currently watching it at home.  I didn't realize how...Jersey it was.  It really makes me wonder if this is seriously how it is in Jersey.  The obsession with the body and the tan and omg that accent, for real?  I'd give all the actors props for their acting, but it just feels so easy to do.  Chew some gum, add a crap-ton of makeup, some tight clothes, and poof!  ScarJo is a Jersey Girl.

I'm not sure I fully understand Jersey Love.  He loses everything he's about because he "loves" this girl.  All because she's hot?  She's kind of a buzzkill with everything.  She wants him to get a housekeeper and is embarrassed that he cleans his own apartment.  Why would he want to stay with someone who is such a stuck up bitch?  Sure, maybe watching that much porn is a little troublesome, but she's gotta be kidding if she really doesn't think all guys watch porn.