If she didn't have enough water, her diet pill made her queasy. Thinking she could make it from her apartment to her brunch date, she got in her car and set off.
Not even a block later she started to feel her stomach churn, and she pulled her car over at the convenience store. She parked and headed towards the entrance. As she walked towards the entrance she spotted a guy coming from the other direction.
He had a great looking body. He had the kind of body that looked like it took no effort, when really you know that he worked at it. The graphic tee and jeans hugged his body. She reached the door first and held it open for him, and he thanked her.
She hi-tailed it to the back of the store and contemplated the options; Arrowhead, Voss, Fuji, Evian.
She decided on Evian...she knew it was naive backwards, but she felt it was the cleanest tasting water. She started to speed walk towards the front, her stomach threating her more with each passing moment.
She accidentally cut off Graphic Tee guy who was coming up one of the middle aisles. She reached the checkout first and paid for her water. She slid her purse and water over so GTG could check out and she could put her change in her wallet.
Three things slammed down on the counter, one by one. She couldn't help but be curious as to what he was buying at 10 am.
2 Rock Stars and a Snickers. Maybe he did just accidentally get that body. She looked from the purchase to the guy.
He looked over at her purchase, then his, and she saw him slightly lower his head in shame.
She couldn't help but smile at him as she slid her water off the counter and strolled out the door.
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Breakast of Champions
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