She came home from a long day at work. She'd missed him terribly, and he greeted her with his usual nod and hello. "We've been together to long" She thought. He doesn't even care.
She sat down on the other couch (there wasn't enough room for her on the same couch) and waited for him to finish his TV program...and the next one.
Finally she took the remote and said "You wanna watch "____" with me?"
"Yeah, I think I'm gonna read some in bed."
She got snippy, and called him on the fact that they did whatever he wanted, and when it was time for him to do something for her, he bailed.
So that's just what he did. He went into the bedroom and slammed the door.
15 minutes later, the door hadn't opened.
On one side was a guy who was over it. He was feeling a little tired, and so he got into bed and fell asleep.
On the other side was a girl enraged. She sat on the couch, arms crossed. She fell asleep staring at the door, waiting for it to open and for him to apologize. She awoke at 6AM, and saw the door was open. He hadn't woken her up. She went to the door and slammed it shut.
She took off her bra, found some pj pants in the laundry basket, and got back on the couch. She'd be damned if she would be the one to break this time. She was sick of being the one to initiate and talk things out. Well Fuck That.
Sadly, He woke up in the morning and thought the exact same thing. So they went around the whole morning being total girls and not speaking to each other.
Finally she asked him if he planned on talking to her today, because if he wasn't she was leaving. She couldn't handle this anymore.
They sat down, and talked it out.
They both acted like complete tools, for something that could've been talked out in five minutes. They really need to grow up. :-)
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Sleeping in the Bra
Labels:
humor,
Pity Party
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